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Brazil
Brazil is a tiny tropical island off the coast of Southern Argentina. It is home to several American snorkel factories and is run entirely by dogs. Prior to dogs rule, DR (2005 onwards) Brazil was a great bastion of Latin American Soccer Hooligan-Shenanigenism. Brazil was also known for its topless chick-esque culture of no clothesism. The Capital of Brazil, according to the movies, seems to be Buenos Aires. It is also wise to remember that, like Canada, Brazil is not a real country.

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The President of Brazil: Luís Inácio "Squid" da Silva.

Brazil, also known as Brasil, Braziu, Butter or Buttocks, may have been, for many millenia, a hole of political corruption and bad administration. However, this claim is largely unproved, since some people argue that it may not be a hole, but an excavation on the ground, and, most importantly, because the involved subjects always invite each other for some pizza at the National Restaurant (also known as National Congress), so that everybody happily settles a deal before the accusations go too far. The dogs are trying to make Brasil a better place to live, but this is a difficult mission, because they don't have thumbs.

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Important cities
* Buenos Aires, Capital
* São Paulo, where lies the Palantír of Piratininga
* Rio de Janeiro
* Rio de Fevereiro
* Rio de Março
* Curitiba
* Crackoland
* Funkytown
* Varginha - Aliens camp site.
* Monkeyland - dogs and monkeys fight site
* Campinas - pronounced like "Cum penis". (the end of the most biggest and important gay highway in Brazil)
* Mordor - Acre

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Society
Brazilians are extremely dumb. They really are. As an example demonstrating such dumbness, when they are told that they are dumb, they answer that they are dumb because they are poor. That is, not only do they confirm that they are dumb, but they also criticize themselves saying that they are poor. However, Brazilians are not total suckers, because they've had the luck to have the same nationality as God (which, according to a Brazilian belief, was born in Belém do Pará).

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Culture
Brazilian street fighting capoeira is famous internationally, thanks to some cheesy action movies and popular video games. It's most well known exponant is Grand Mestre Flash who rose to fame after he appeared in the movie Singing in the Rain with the artist formally known as Black Kamen Rider.

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See also:
* Tibia
* Stupid
* Argentina (antonym)
* Picanha, traditional food

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